If the shoe fits.

Not to brag.

Practically do that shit every day anymore. Whatever. It's just a feeling. It will pass. Next image "kind of" follows the theme on this one.

I am ready. Put me in Coach.

Most nights, I sleep with my bare ass hanging off the bed. Not sure if the demons eat ass. Only one way to find out though right?... RIGHT!?!?

Face down, Ass out.

In case you require a visual aide.