It’s my style. Digga Style

2006-07-01 Taking Over The Net
ARCHIVE POST FROM OG SITE: So I’m sitting here after having a few beers wondering what to write about. Nothing is coming to mind. Not like it used to anyways. I could just pop off at the mouth on just about anything & it would be remotely amusing. At least to my drunnk ass it would be. Guess i’m loosing my touch. I’m almost 25 now. Seems to be all down hill from here [kinda]. Insurance is the first thing that goes down. From there its just a snowball effect. My tolerance for things, my ability to do anything for an extended period of time. Who knows what’s next.

[note to self: get a spellchecker for wordpress]

So I guess ill just sit around raking in the big bucks at my job. Besides watching movies with the woman and work, there isnt much else. Don’t get me wrong. I don’t mind what I do at all. Most people @ my job complain all goddamn day long [and say i live in a trailer [i don’t]]. It really isnt that bad. I sit around all day dealing with people. I have my good days and bad days. And then there’s the new age bullshit. It’s being put down on us hardcore and some people just cant seem to deal with it. They only have a few years left though. They can retire. I have 25 more years. I can handle it i think…

So what else is new in the house of Digga? Not much really. Just getting ready to knock everyone’s perverbial socks off on the 4th of July. This year’s show will be bigger than the last. Camp Boom! has recruited another person. My g/f. Seeing as she services me very well in all areas of life im sure she will come through on the 4th with some big bangs. Im talkin fireworks people. Sicko’s… [Note that pic above: That’s less than half of what is going to be used on that wonderful day.]

I think this is correct: “What a better way to celebrate your country, than by blowing up a large chunk of it” - Homer J. Simpson

beerCommon signs of a hang-over:

1. You’d rather have a pencil driven through your retina than be exposed to sunlight.
2. Trying to gain control of the situation, you continue to tell your room to “stay still.”
3. Looking at yourself in the mirror induces the same reaction as chugging a glass of fresh paint.
4. You’re convinced that chirping birds are Satan’s pets.
5. You set aside an entire morning to spend some quality time with your toilet.
6. You replaced the traditional praying on your knees with the more feasible praying in a fetal position.
7. The bathroom reminds you of a carnival barker shouting, “Step right up and give it whirl!”
8. All day long your motto is, “Never again.”
9. You could purchase a new bike just by recycling the bottles around your bed.
10. Your natural response to “Good morning,” is “Shut up!”

If you couldn’t tell, this is my anti smut hang out. If your really looking for something of that nature [you dirty, dirty person you] then go over here. Or here even. All you need is right there. Or if your really bored, you can check out my favorite sites on the bottom of the page. They are really what has been keeping my time occupied over the last few weeks. I swear my balls are navy blue. If you really want to find out then I guess you’ll just have to come to the party on the 4th and find out for yourself.

I guess that’s all I have for now. I promise i’ll be back with more very soon. There should be a ton of pics coming up after the 4th of July. It should prove interesting…