I get a fulfilling sense of joy when assholes try to get ahead of everyone
else on the shoulder, just to see Ole Smokey laying in wait, ticket book in
hand, with a big 💩 eating grin on his face. That's what you get for trying
to get ahead of everyone else who has the goddamned common sense to zipper
it up and not cause any problems.Apparently the "right" way to do it, is to maintain a consistent speed, and merge towards the end.... FOH with that nonsense. NY don't play into that nonsense.
Another one of the few times I actually smile is when 18-wheeler trucks block the merging lane so no one else can jump ahead. It's not a race. You aren't winning. Take the L just like the rest of us. You aren't superior. You're a PO💩 too. GTFO the way.
Oops, my inner NY demons rose up for a minute. Let's just shove them back down where they belong. With all my emotions, stress and outlooks on life, the universe, and everything.
When all else fails, remember these 2 words of wisdom:
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| “The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.” |
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