The more you F around

F around and find out

I guess people just don't want to find out anymore. It's a damn shame too. Some people REALLY need to find out. Under those circumstances, legality of the finding out should not come into question.

Officer: Why did you punch that guy in the face?

Me: He was fucking around.

Officer: Oh, I see... Stay here for a few minutes...

A few moments later

Officer: I  asked everyone in this room. That guy absolutely did fuck around, and now he has found out. Have a nice day sir.

Me: Thank you Officer.

See how simple that is. Talk shit, get shot...