Affordable ways to practice self care

It's only "affordable" because its free and the raccoon is a thief. He'll swipe your garbage right off the front porch while you're trying to establish dominance by looking him in the eye.

The only things that appear affordable anymore is the scraps the 1% don't want, or have not found a way to monetize it yet.

So yeah. Let's just go live off the grid and have raccoons as pets... After reading the sentance i just typed, it does not sound like a bad idea at this point.