Momma Gump knew what time it was.

Momma Gump and Forrest

I always wondered how many men ran through ole Miss Gump. She did run an old timey AirBnB if you think about it. People always coming and going. And coming and going. And coming and going. Ok, I'll stop. There was a 2nd book written. I never got my hands on the first one. Just the movie. I wonder if the books go more into detail of how much of a freak Forrest' mother really is.

Quick! Someone call that site that does all those funny parody videos starring women who have a low moral compass...