Too Cool For School

 

IDGAF what anyone says. These tasted way better than the plain ass "Cool Ranch" Doritos. Honestly, they aren't very cool at all, not with the "Cooler Ranch" around. I wish they would bring these back for a limited run. They would pair well with a Crystal Pepsi (It's called sarcasm people!). I, and everyone else on the planet hated that bull 💩 that Pepsi tried to sucker us with in 1992.

If I know one thing, it is that 1994 was a damn good year. I could eat all the Cooler Ranch Doritos I could get my 13 year old hands on while playing Playstation all night.