Thou art my battle axe and weapons of war: for with thee will I break in pieces the nations, and with thee will I destroy kingdoms. - Jeremiah 51:20

So yeah.. I've been down with the Lord since 2013... And I am in no way a religious person. I went with family when I was younger. I don't knock anyone who believes, it's just not for me. If you come knocking on my door Saturday morning I may have a few less than nice words for you while dressed in my underwear holding a cup of coffee and a Glock.

Anyway, I was bored one night and google searched how to become ordained and this site popped up. Now usually Seminary school can take anywhere from 2 - 8 years (FOH)... But now with this super convenient online approach to Divine Ordination, it only took me 15 minutes!

Filled out the forms, crossed the T's and dotted the lower case j's and the next thing I knew I was on my way to performing weddings on the weekends (for a nominal, but mandatory donation to the Lord, in my name of course)

Yes, I absolutely did this as a joke. My point here was to show that you don't have to spend thousands of dollars so you can say you went to Super Jesus Community College. Our end result is all the same, whatever it is. It's the path we take that matters.